Tourist letra

One, two, three….One two, three….
Please allow me
to introduce myself
My name is Spencer
but you can call me
what you wanna.

I live in a house
on a street in a town
with some people I know
and a bunny
named Rowboat

I got a shirt and some pants
and some shoes and a hat
and a mouth and a nose
cuz I'm cool like that

Now I guess you know
all there is to know about me…..

I'm new in this town
would ya' show me around?
I'm trying to find a place
where the good times get wasted

cuz I'm facing a boredom
that borders on horrible

Can we order some alcohol please?

Every now and then
I take a look around myself and think
God, I'm such a tourist

Other times
I take a look around myself
(at times like right now)
and I have to feel lucky
for the kindness of strangers
like you

I only bring it up because
you look like you might
wanna hand someone somethin'

I only brought it up
because you look like you might
wanna hand somebody somethin'

and it shouldn't be me

Please, allow me
to buy you another one.
A Long Island Ice Tea
for the pretty lady
a whiskey and water for me

I'm not very good at
playin' the piano
But nobody's here
and they've got a piano

And I'll play a song for you..

I got
one about a lonely guy
and one that's just a lullaby
But all my songs are all about
how much I hated
the women that I dated

before I came to this place

I'm new in this town
would ya' show me around?
I'm tryin' to find a place
where the good times get wasted

cuz I'm faced with a boredom
that borders on horrible

Can we order some alcohol please?

Every now and then
I take a look around myself and think
God, I'm such a tourist.

Other times I take a look around myself
and have to feel lucky
for the things I've been handed
cuz there've been a lot..
A lot of things I've been handed
I've dropped
a lot of the things

I only bring it up because
you look like you might wanna
hand somebody somethin'

I only bring it up because
you look like you might wanna
hand somebody somethin'

and it shouldn't be me……

The Stevedores - Letras

• Accapella Gumdrop
• Advice / Pilgrim
• Beautiful, More so
• Beth
• Better Man
• Better Than You
• Billie Jean
• Bistro
• Certain
• Cleaning up
• Clever Phraseology
• Colors
• Dandelions
• Dick Van Dyke
• Dinosaur
• Don Manana
• Drink lots of Water
• Ell-Oh Vee Ee (L-O-V-E)
• Eugene
• Fearful
• For Mom
• Friends
• Go To Hell
• Happy Valentine's Day
• Hardwired (Gravé)
• I Got A Reason
• Krazy Glue
• Kumbayah
• Landing At Vatican
• Marvin Gaye
• Miss October
• Nerve Damage
• Never letting it rain
• No Better Than That
• Oh Jesus
• Return to earth
• Rita
• Strangers
• String
• That Wouldn't Be Right
• The Lonesome Ballad of Lonesome Boy
• The Monkey Song
• The Phallus
• The Rotten Harvest
• The stars are mighty bright tonight
• The Whole Damned Thing
• Thunderdome
• Tourist
• Twenty to One
• Two Cigarettes
• Violin
• Yeah Girl